Hey, want to know a funny thing I did the other day?
I googled "feminist stay-at-home mother."
What I got? A whole lot of articles about how feminism ruined the family.
Now somebody please help me. I know there are more feminist mothers ought there. I know I'm not the only radical mommy on the internet. Well, no one wants to call themselves feminists anymore. On top of that, no one wants to stay home with their kids. I mean, who wants a title that requires three hyphens!!! Please. M.D. doesn't need a hyphen. Neither does Esq.
I'm worried I'm going Conservative. I'm going to read Laura Schlesinger's book "In Praise of Stay-at-Home Mothers," because she's the only one who's got anything nice to say about it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go dust some furniture and fix my husband's dinner.