I opened the refrigerator door and located a glass container of jam. Opened it. Inserted knife. Oh, the hollow, sad sound of scraping glass.
Someone in my household had returned said jar to the fridge.
I guess they were thinking it could still be licked clean.
Say, if you had the tongue of a dog.
Hmm, I wonder WHO put it back that way?
ReplyDeleteProbably the same person who thinks the toilet paper roll magically replaces itself...