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Novelist, mother, minister, and yoga teacher muses on books, babies, motherhood, and what matters with reverent humor.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Bestselling Books of 2013

This is only a prediction, people. However, I have used my astute psychic powers (and the 2012 bestsellers list) to compile the list of bestselling books for the upcoming year.

1. FIFTY SHADES OF PINK (nail polish memoir, obviously)

2. BAGGYPANTS (mother with ill-fitting wardrobe tells all)

3. GIRL WITH THE CHOCOLATE TATTOO (one woman's obsession leads her into dark places)

4. THE TODDLER WHISPERER (a man who can understand toddlers reveals their doomsday prophesies)

5. ZOMBIE MOMMIES (Tribe of zombie mommies rid the planet of guns)

6.  LIFE OF PIE (an apple pie confession)

7. SAMANTHA WILDE: VAMPIRE HUNTER (has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?)

8. SHAGGING KENNEDY (admit you want to read it already!)

9. UNDERWEAR: A HISTORY (underwear through the millenia, coffee table book, naturally)

10. I'LL TAKE WHAT SHE HAS (a novel of envy, friendship and motherhood that you can't put down)

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